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Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Bossypants

by Tina Fey





*Condition of the book is as you see in the pictures. Click on the images to enlarge.
*Firsthand copy. Read once.   
*Flaw on bottom part of spine as shown in pics. Bought it that way. But no damages inside or elsewhere.  

Product Description (via amazon.com)

Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV.

She has seen both these dreams come true.

At last, Tina Fey's story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty onSaturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon -- from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentence.

Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we've all suspected: you're no one until someone calls you bossy.

(Includes Special, Never-Before-Solicited Opinions on Breastfeeding, Princesses, Photoshop, the Electoral Process, and Italian Rum Cake!)


Book Quote:
“Some people say, 'Never let them see you cry'. I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”  ― Tina FeyBossypants



RM 8
(postage not included)

When You Are Engulfed in Flames

by David Sedaris 





*Condition of the book is as you see in the pictures. Click on the images to enlarge.
*Firsthand copy. Read once.   
*Flaw on top left corner of book as shown in pics but no torn pages inside. 

Product Description (via amazon.com)

"David Sedaris's ability to transform the mortification of everyday life into wildly entertaining art," (The Christian Science Monitor) is elevated to wilder and more entertaining heights than ever in this remarkable new book. 

Trying to make coffee when the water is shut off, David considers using the water in a vase of flowers and his chain of associations takes him from the French countryside to a hilariously uncomfortable memory of buying drugs in a mobile home in rural North Carolina. In essay after essay, Sedaris proceeds from bizarre conundrums of daily life-having a lozenge fall from your mouth into the lap of a fellow passenger on a plane or armoring the windows with LP covers to protect the house from neurotic songbirds-to the most deeply resonant human truths.  Culminating in a brilliant account of his venture to Tokyo in order to quit smoking, David Sedaris's sixth essay collection is a new masterpiece of comic writing from "a writer worth treasuring" (Seattle Times). 


Book Quote:
“This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.” 
“High school taught me a valuable lesson about glasses: Don't wear them. Contacts have always seemed like too much work, so instead I just squint, figuring that if something is more than ten feet away, I'll just deal with it when I get there.”  ― David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames 



RM 8
(postage not included)

Seinlanguage

by Jerry Seinfeld





*Condition of the book is as you see in the pictures. Click on the images to enlarge.
*Secondhand copy.   
*Some discoloration on pages.
*Sticker marks on front and back cover. 

Product Description (via an Amazon reviewer)

Seinlanguage could easily be subtitled The World According to Jerry. First published in 1993, when Seinfeld the sitcom was establishing itself as the funniest half-hour on television, this is a collection of Jerry's musings on everything from relationships to shushing in movie theatres. Observational comedy may have reached epidemic proportions recently, but Jerry Seinfeld was, and is, the master of his domain.
"I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, 'Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.'"
Eons hence, scholars may ponder the mysteries of this book in the same way that they now ponder the fragments of Heraclitus. Until then, Seinlanguage will continue to provide guaranteed chuckles in a neat and tidy package. Kind of like Jerry himself. --Simon Leake


RM 5
(postage not included)

Women on the Edge 2

by Maitena 




*Condition of the book is as you see in the pictures. Click on the images to enlarge.
*Firsthand copy. Read once.   
*Some signs of wear on the edges (esp the bottom, got knocked around a bit) but no inside pages affected.
*Sticker marks front and back cover. 

Product Description (via amazon.com)

Introducing Maitena, the beloved cartoonist from Buenos Aires, whose syndicated comic strips and books have given comic voice to the angst and obsessions of a generation of women. Now, Maitena's hilarious insight and wisdom is finally available for the first time in English.

Women on the Edge 2 is a collection of cartoons depicts the changing lives of women at home, at work, and with their partners and their children. 



RM 8
(postage not included)

The Book of Bunny Suicides

by Andy Riley 




*Condition of the book is as you see in the pictures. Click on the images to enlarge.
*Firsthand copy. Read once. 
*Age spots.  A little scratch on the cover (second pic). 


Note: He's also the creator of the now defunct show, Slacker Cats. Hilarious adult cartoon about two house cats roaming around in their neighbourhood! Do watch it on Youtube to witness his kind of humour :)

Product Description (via amazon.com)


Rabbits. We'll never quite know why, but sometimes they decide they've just had enough of this world- and that's when they start getting inventive. The Book of Bunny Suicides follows over one hundred bunnies as they find ever more outlandish ways to do themselves in. From an encounter with the business end of Darth Vader's lightsaber, to supergluing themselves to a diving submarine, to hanging around underneath a loose stalactite, these bunnies are serious about suicide. 

Illustrated in a stark and simple style, The Book of Bunny Suicides is a collection of hilarious and outrageous cartoons that will appeal to anyone in touch with their evil side.


RM 10   NOW RM 8
(postage not included)

Garfield : I Am What I Am

by Jim Davis 


*Condition of the book is as you see in the pictures. Click on the images to enlarge.
*Firsthand copy. Used. 
*Age spots. 



RM 5   Now RM 3
(postage not included)

Women Are from Venus, Men Are from Hell

by Amanda Newman





*Condition of the book is as you see in the pictures. Click on the images to enlarge.
*Firsthand copy.
*Age spots and discolored pages. 
*Book of quotes. 

Product Description (via goodreads.com)
 Here's the final word on the subject of men! Any women who's ever been disappointed in the opposite sex will savor Women Are From Venus, Man Are From Hell-a collection of witty, keen, and satirical observations about men's faults, flaws, and foibles. And the poor fool makes it so easy.



RM 5   Now RM 3
(postage not included)


Male-order Love

by Annie Lawson





*Condition of the book is as you see in the pictures. Click on the images to enlarge.
*Firsthand copy.
*Age spots and discolored pages. 
* Book of comics/cartoons. 

Product Description (via goodreads.com)
 A compilation of cartoons which lay bare the trials and tribulations of relationship turmoil and the rigours of modern life. Included are chapters on friendship, love, the single life, the social life, flirting at work, and failing at parties.



RM 5   Now RM 3
(postage not included)

Doctor Whom

by Adam Roberts 
(also goes by A.R.R.R. Roberts, A3R Roberts & Don Brine)





*Condition of the book is as you see in the pictures. Click on the images to enlarge.
*Firsthand copy. Red once. 
*Excellent condition

Product Description (via goodreads.com)
Dr. Who better watch out—Doctor WHOM is here! He’s the grammatically correct TimeLord (or should that be Time Lord? Or Timelord?) who has come to save Earth from the terror’s of sloppy syntax and bad grammar. With his intrepid assistant by his side, Whom’s on a mission to correct greengrocers sign’s, the errors of popular fiction, and government memos (memoes?). If he fails, the results are dire: inaccurate and lazy communication will rip apart the very fabric of the space time continuum. And one thing’s for sure: he’s not ready to eat, shoot, and leave before the job is done



RM 8  NOW RM 5
(postage not included)